People like me are called many things. Cowards,  n008, lamers, campers, and most importantly cowards.  None of those names really hurt me. I’ll even wear it with pride. I play to win, and that’s what I do. You foolishly charge past my defenses, into my base. Half your squad is dead. Your health is low…but your happy. You believe your close to victory. With your aggressive strategy you are now in the base. You just have to get that flag…or Intel case, or just hold the base for long. Then you grow confuse. The game won’t let you win. Your there but nothing is happening. You realize to late someone is still alive. I’m already around you. There all along just waiting for your health to slowly tweedle down. You have no time to turn as I stand or come out of my corner. I’m behind you…FTW!!!

Howdy, sheriff! XD

o.e for some reason that made me think of a water balloon fight 8D

that's because you want to see Crossy in a wet, white T-shirt ^^

Someone say water balloons? *perks up and drags out a bag of them* :3

-comes out in army outfit, camouflage stripes under her eyes too- >D This means war~! -grabs a handfull of balloons and starts going into hiding

-opens the Channel of her squad- Red 13 Red 13, come in Red 13. This is Chocobo head, I repeat this is Chocobo head. Fangirls are moving in with a rapid speed. Need back up. I repeat, need back up.

*Peaks from atop a scaffolding with water ballon pile behind me.* Fools...go and waste your forces. I'll be waiting...

*hiding on a hill faraway with a waterballon launcer with a scope looking a crossy on the scaffolding*  you hide well... but it takes a sniper to get get a sniper *launches one at her*

*sneaks behind sonik with a water balloon cross sling* or a charming and witty assassin.

ur's good but im better *points to a claymoreballon and trip wire wolf standing on*

-sees the commotion-  SAY FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE~! -crapload of waterballoons start flying towards the hill as crazed up soldiers start running- >:O TAKE EM ALL OUT~! OR I WILL TAKE YOU OUT!!!!
-holds up watergun-

*goes into Matrix Mode and dodges all Claymore balloons in slow motion.*